"Deadbeat Day Trading!"
BEST "financial" blog you'll EVER read!
[EXPLICIT! Contains adult language & other content]
They've set the caps, they've set the bars, and all for ONE reason...To keep "deadbeats" from day trading! Thems the breaks, thems the rules...
No poor people allowed! Well, no poor people with brains who would fuck up their RACKETS!
"Allowed" alone are only those who flow with status quo...
That's NOT how it should be though!
And when I'm not being a(n) (ahem) "lazy deadbeat"...in otherS words...
I've derived a pretty solid method to be able to make trades everyday even without $25K+ in a brokerage account!
...and my methods frequently yield >2% of the trade value, compounding to better with other trades in a given timeframe.
When I actually have money in play! 😥🤣
I'll share my methods because it's SOLID regular R.O.I., but it's a, or can be a hellish grind worse than eBay on some days so when those crashes hit it's easy to give up...go on hiatus, take a break, whatever you want to call it; but if you/we keep at it, it works!
Also, I'm sure millions won't see this and many who do, won't do...So it's not like DOW will fall to the deadbeats...It's full of them already they just wear better clothes and have a stronger deniability/delusion.
So check back here weekly on TUESDAYS to learn how to be a:
"DEADBEAT DAY TRADER"
like me!😉🤣🤣
BREAK'S OVER!
It was a looong and lazy holiday break, but now it's time to get back to work! Annual compliance, put some money back in the market, hire a personal assistant, buy/sell/make/fix; this year's resolution is to GET ON IT!
Join me back here TUESDAY 01/13/2026!
It'll (probably) never happen again...
So you heard that your buddy made a cool G off of GameStop stock from following Reddit; why not start trading! It's almost guaranteed money right?
WRONG!
Those social FLUKES are exactly that and seldomly happen! Honestly, if you're/we're to the point of something like that happening, it's probably because something bad is happening and the government is bailing out business again...
You might make SOME money, but how many other facets of life are going wrong and costing you LOTS of money comparably to times of "stable peace"???
Is it worth it? It'll probably never happen again, it's not a reason to start trading, and it's considered a "faux pas" by the upper echelon and exactly why they don't want (us) "dead beats" day-trading!
Why even trade? Don't "They" have it all "locked-up"? Why bother?!
Honestly, that's what happens when you're a "deadbeat" 🤣 Typically a "day late and a dollar short!" ...and that's EXACTLY why they want you to be in the market! Yes, they do have it all locked up in a certain sense. With unchecked, unmitigated, IGNORED, insider trading; easily assumable to be b/c of nepotism, even in the S.E.C. They 100% want people who don't quite know what they're doing, and don't quite have the discipline they do...
They just don't want intelligent people like that trading; or, maybe rather, "intelligent" people w/a modicum of income to trade with, trading.
Follow along here and I'll tell you my exact method that makes it so you can scrape the (proverbial) pie plate and get some crumbs!
Every Tuesday, I'm on it now...getting shiz organized, but I 100% have developed a decent "trading for idiots" type "day trading" methodology-ism-ness...🤣🤣🤤😒
Seriously tho, at the very least I'll share some decent templates along the way!

